Today the boy came back into the house after giving me a sweet kiss and leaving, he'd forgotten his other girlfriend, his laptop.
"There is a huge spider out there. You have to see it."
There's no way of missing it.
While I can admire this creatures size and the amazing spotting on it's belly, I cannot bring myself to walk by it, rendered defenseless by the dirty clothes filling my arms, to laundry room. I can wash my clothes later.